What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 07:25

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
A View to a Kill
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…